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13 February 2008
Office of Romance & Passion Fruits
Lexington, KY 40504
Valentine's Day 2008 is now upon is. It
is a glorious celebration of love, flowers, flashy Teddy Bears, and Hallmark™ cards.
It is a time to reflect upon the love and affection you have for your family, significant
other(s), mistress(es), concubine(s), etc. But for some, Valentine's Day is an appalling,
tragic reminder of their own
suffocating, paralyzing, deafening, grinding, crushing,
howling, debilitating loneliness. For
them, an alternate means of recognising the holiday is urgently needed that
does not involve horrifying visions of effusive, flowery romantic love.
Now, just in time for Valentines Day 2008, an improved Anonymous Valentine Mailer 2008 Deluxe has been reintroduced* for the world to savour. This anonymous mailer now has 20 exciting custom templates from which to choose your unique style of communicating forbidden love. Furthermore, because at Discospock.com, we're working hard to help you communicate your illicit, possibly-illegal-in-some-jurisdictions love interests, we submitted a new template, STALKER, which is now available on the Valentine Mailer website.
What better way to celebrate this glorious holiday than by sending an anonymous, semi-random, lurid e-mail to someone whom you like...or perhaps loathe? Why not send an anonymous, torrid email today to celebrate Valentine's Day? Because nothing says, "I care" or "I'm watching you from the van parked in front of your house" like an Anonymous Valentine Stalker E-mail**.