DISCOSPOCK.COM PRESS RELEASE:  FOR IMMEDIATE WORLDWIDE DISSEMINATION

5 October 2004
Discospock.com
Lexington, KY  40503

Effective immediately, the generic word "loneliness" will now be replaced with an additional modifier (in CAPS, below) to sufficiently capture and articulate its multifaceted nuances and profound psychosomatic pain:

"suffocating, paralyzing, deafening, grinding, crushing, HOWLING, debilitating loneliness"*

Note, in particular, that there are now fully 7 adjectives, which makes loneliness more complete.

Unfortunately, attempts to somehow incorporate "screaming vortex of unending blankness" into this phrase were  unsuccessful.

*auf deutch:  "Ersticken, Lahmen, Machen taub, Mahlen, Zerquetschen, HEULEN, schwachend Einsamkeit"

Per Scott G., on 5 Oct. 2004:

"Battery powered, motion activated sunglass and afro-wearing bobble heads of Jason with an implanted voice-sound card stating the aforementioned newly minted statement and ending with the cry "YOU PEOPLE!", all made in Malaysia under illegal pirated manufacturing by child slave labor, are being sold surreptitiously in Manhattan, even as we ponder this."